More about Me...

My name is V. This is my website. Welcome to my Ozark Follies.

I was born a poor California city-girl......no, really.... I was.

Married. A typical soccer mom (MILF). Had a little house in the middle of town. A career. Took my daughter to ballet classes, my son to football practice and even had play-dates....

Now, I'm living on a remote hilltop in the middle of the Ozarks....with no cell phone!

I'm a thirty-something SAHM, mother of two and wife, to the love of my life, City-boy.

I was the baby of my family - read "spoiled" - and was a model student....I wasn't a popular kid...but I didn't fit in with nerds either, so I wasn't noticed much...at least not until I got pregnant in high school. Then everyone knew who I was.

I didn't like living in the city....I dreamed of being a country girl, a cowgirl, and riding horses.
Now that I'm here, I don't have a single horse, I'm definately NOT a cowgirl and I have no clue what I'm doing.

Sooooo.....
I spend my days learnin' how to live out here in the country....doin' things I could never have done in the city...let alone, in California.

Let me introduce you to:

MY FAMILY

City Boy works away from home in the nearest big city. He is a work-a-holic and is VERY good at what he does. He works in a construction-type trade and brings home some knarly jokes. I promise to share them with you.

Here's a picture of City-Boy

I'm the mom of two.

The oldest being the cause of my sudden high school popularity. Big Dog, still lives in the city. Big dog is cool, he's goofy as all-get-out, but he's cool, way cooler than me. He's also on his way to making the family history with his size. Just in the last year he passed me in height by a foot. And I won't even get started on his FEET....size 13...enough said.


The youngest joined us on our adventure East.

Here's a picture of Barbie-girl.
Barbie girl is the wearer of all things pink and frilly. I don't think there's an ounce of tomboy in her body. She is my exact opposite except that she's got a smart mouth like me.

A disclaimer about Barbie girl.... as I post more and more pictures, there is bound to be a few that show Barbie girl with little or no hair. Barbie girl is a cancer survivor. There. It's out. Now leave it alone.

As for what I look like? Well.... I prefer not to take pictures of me. So I'll leave that to your imagination.
I will tell you I've got red hair.